The Luckiest Girl In The World

"No," Eva admitted. She rose to her feet. "What is it? A Korean dish?"

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"Oh, it's not very fancy at all," Kathy said. "If I'd realized we were having guests, I would have--the bibimbap!" she yelped and darted down the hall to the stairs.

Someone had forgotten that she was actually supposed to be cooking.

"Dante, explain to your mom what bibimbap is! Sarah! Come help me set the table!" she called, voice floating up the stairs.

Edited Date: 2018-10-07 04:23 am (UTC)

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"Ugh," Sarah groused, stomping down after her. "I can't believe I've been alive for, like, an hour and already have chores."

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Dante made an amused noise and shrugged at his mother. "It's rice with stuff on it," he said.

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"And is some of that stuff green?" Eva asked, raising her eyebrows at him.

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"Some of it, and Kathy totally tries to make me eat it," Dante informed her, and turned to saunter after Kathy and her sister. Eva shook her head and followed.

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Kathy would be thrilled to know that she had another person on her side in the war to make Dante eat vegetables.

The kitchen still smelled wonderful; Kathy hadn't been gone long enough for anything to scorch, though some of the veggies were a little more wilted than she'd like. The table had been made, with mismatched cups at every place setting. Kathy was frying eggs at the stove and Sarah had just started cutting up green onions on the counter next to her.

"Sing it," Sarah said.

"No way."

"Sing it," Sarah insisted. "Or I'm going to stop cutting up onions."

"Ugh," Kathy complained. "Fine, you enfant terrible."

"Less bitching, more singing."

"UGH!! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hana Li..."

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"Holy shit," Dante said, cackling as he came downstairs. "The fuck's she singing?"

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Oh look. Kathy was going to try to melt into a puddle in the middle of the kitchen right now, thanks.

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Sarah gasped theatrically. "Kathy never told you about her theme song?" she asked. "I'm shocked and dismayed. Truly I am."

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"There's a theme song?" Dante asked, eyes comically big. "Tell me about the theme song."

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"Why Dante, I would love to," Sarah said as Kathy groaned. "So, once upon a time, there was this ancient cartoon from, like, the 70s. Maybe even the 60s. It was called Puff the Magic Dragon and it's just about as drug-trippy as it sounds."

"It's a wholesome kid's show!"

"Anyway," Sarah continued, like that outburst hadn't even happened, "our toker friend Puff lives on a magic island called Honalee. Or, as we sing it in our house..." She looked expectantly at Dante.

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"...Hana Li," Dante filled in obediently. And snickered.

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"That's Kathy's middle and last name," Sarah said in a stage whisper for Eva's benefit. "It's her favorite song."

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"Is that true, Kathy?" Dante asked, grinning brightly. "Is it your favorite song?"

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"Eva, could you maybe turn around?" Kathy asked. "You shouldn't be witness to the shocking violence I'm about to enact here."

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"She's just mad you didn't know this before, Dante," Sarah stage whispered. "A good boyfriend always knows his girl's favorite song."

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"Girls," Eva called. "And Dante. Be nice, please, or I'm going to have to drag you all out back by the ear."

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"See look," Sarah said, sticking her tongue out at Kathy. "Now you got us in trouble. "

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"Good," Kathy retorted, bringing over the pan of eggs and the pan of bulgolgi to the table and putting them on trivets. She was back to hardcore vegetarianism but nobody else needed to suffer. "Dante needs to be dragged around by his ear more often. And grounded. Dante definitely needs more groundings."

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"Mom's not going to ground me," Dante piped up. "It's just a weekend, and I'm being good."

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"That remains to be seen," Eva said wryly. "You were always the one getting Vergil in trouble..."

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That brief look that passed over Dante's face was just a trick of the light, really. "And out of it," he argued, quieter.

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Kathy didn't say anything, but her hand slipped onto the small of his back for just a moment as she moved around the table, prepping everyone's bowls.

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