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spin_kick_snap) wrote2014-08-30 07:33 pm
Baltimore, Saturday Night
Kathy--err, well, Banzai now, she was in costume--still wasn't quite sure how this had happened. She was on a date, with a guy that she'd talked to exactly once, and while their date had begun with the traditional nice dinner in town, their main activity was definitely not going to be found in any traditional dating guide.
Well, that might not be entirely true. If Fandom ever published a dating guide, superheroing in Baltimore would probably rate pretty highly on the 'things to do with your date' list.
"So, this is pretty much the start of my beat," she explained, tightening her mask. "I like to start up here. It's the tallest building in the area and--I don't have to explain why I like the high ground to you, right." The guy who could fly around likely understood why she liked starting off high up, yes. "I'd ask if you had any questions before we started, but I'm pretty sure you've been doing this for longer than I have. Ready?"
[NFB for Baltimore, but open to anyone likely to be wandering around Baltimore. Come crash the date! It's a new Fandom tradition (h/t
notaweenie)]
Well, that might not be entirely true. If Fandom ever published a dating guide, superheroing in Baltimore would probably rate pretty highly on the 'things to do with your date' list.
"So, this is pretty much the start of my beat," she explained, tightening her mask. "I like to start up here. It's the tallest building in the area and--I don't have to explain why I like the high ground to you, right." The guy who could fly around likely understood why she liked starting off high up, yes. "I'd ask if you had any questions before we started, but I'm pretty sure you've been doing this for longer than I have. Ready?"
[NFB for Baltimore, but open to anyone likely to be wandering around Baltimore. Come crash the date! It's a new Fandom tradition (h/t
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"You look lucky enough as you are," she said hastily. "You'll be fine I'm sure."
Kisses were for...guys she'd known longer than three days. Or something.
"Things'll be kinda quiet for a bit until the bars let out, though if we go northwest a bit, there are sometimes drug dealers hanging out that we can snag."
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"Sounds like fun," Johnny said. "FLAME ON!"
Johnny lifted into the air, paused, and checked, "Northwest would be away from the water and that way, right?" while pointing in the right direction. "Either way, lead the way!"
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But yeah, definitely a hefty percentage. And right now, Kathy felt like the least experienced of them all. Oy.
"That's the way!" Banzai said, with a nod. "Keep up!" Then she dove off the building.
In this, at least, she felt capable of holding her own with Johnny. No, she couldn't fly or control fire, but in its own way, falling was her element. A quick grab of a flag pole had her flipping back up where she bounced off a decorative gargoyle and then handsprung back up to the next roof. She was on the other side in less than a second, vaulting over the edge and reaching out for the next thing to break her fall.
God, how could anyone not love this? It was the ultimate in exhileration.
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She was going to add more speed now. Because the challenge had been thrown, dammit. Doing fifty-five miles an hour on the rooftop road probably wasn't the smartest idea she'd ever had, but damn was it fun!
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Whereas all these flips and spins and handsprings Kathy was doing? TOTALLY NECESSARY.
It wasn't tiredness that stopped her--enhanced stamina was one of her gifts--but the sound of an alarm going off. "You hear that?" she asked, pointing a little more west than they'd been going. "Sounds like it could be a break-in or something. Wanna check it out?"
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"Aha!" she said, turning on a dime and increasing her speed yet again. This was a hard sprint, so she wouldn't be able to keep it going very long, but it was useful in a pinch.
...And there was something to be said about the ability to keep up with highway traffic, at least for a few hundred yards.
"Hazard a guess on how far away it is?" she asked, vaulting up onto a balcony to scale another building.
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Johnny span off to dive toward street level so he could look for smashed storefronts.
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"Around here?" Banzai asked. "Probably a small store. Lot of mom and pop shops, bodegas, used book stores, stuff like that. Nothing high end, so we're probably looking at small-timers or local punks."
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He came to an abrupt stop and started shouting, "Oh, criminals! We have some concerned citizens here to tell you to knock it off!"
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What had happened instead, of course, wasn't anything so smooth. No. He'd gotten as far as zip-tying half of a group of thugs that had been working on breaking into one of those hole-in-the-wall instant money joints from the back door before his phone started to vibrate in his pocket.
He ignored that and tied another asshole's hands behind his back.
The phone continued to buzz.
The criminals all exchanged looks between them. A few looked as though they were actively struggling not to laugh when one piped up and asked, "Hey. You need to answer that?"
"Very funny. No. Now shut up and hold still, or I'll flash the goggles at you again, asshole."
"I'm just saying," the guy tried to crane his neck so that he could look at the buzzing duster pocket, "they've been calling a lot. You think it could be important?"
"It's my birthday," Gorgon growled. "Now turn around and keep quiet."
"If we wish you happy birthday, man, will you untie us?"
"If you keep talking, I'll rearrange you so you've all got your faces in between each other's legs, and I'll stick these road flares down your fucking pants when I light them."
Yeah. Tonight's outing was going great.
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"Hey, I know that guy. He's another hero, like us. Wanna go say hello?"
This...could go well? Maybe?
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HE WAS JUDGING YOU, DUSTER.
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Which she wasn't gonna share. Nooooo thank you.
"Hey, Gorgon!" she said, starting her descent to street level. "Not leaving any for the rest of us?"
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... To Banzai and the flying guy on fire, there.
"I can't help it if the rest of you are slacking off," he pointed out. "I'm out here working my ass off--"
"On his birt-" Nikolai turned a look downward and flashed his goggles at the jerk with the big mouth. The guy went shock-still for a moment, mouth hanging open and eyes wide, before the goggles snapped shut again and the guy slumped forward.
"-- out here working my ass off, and you're playing on rooftops with...?"
He waved a hand at the human fireball.
"Sparky?"
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He gave a light salute as he flew over.
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"Birthday party," one of the zip-tied guys mumbled. His conscious buddies snickered.
"Is it really your birthday?"
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He apparently didn't handle birthdays well.
"How're you finding the city so far, Mister World-Famous?"
Gorgon was also not particularly the sort to get starstruck easily. Even if he had any clue who the Human Torch was.
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"No giant monsters here. It has that on New York," Johnny said. "And I really can't complain about the company."
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It was a fine, fine line between stifled annoyance and sadistic glee. Nikolai was straddling that line right then, as his phone continued to buzz. He was going to throw the damn thing in a minute, at this rate.
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