Baltimore, Saturday Night

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Kathy--err, well, Banzai now, she was in costume--still wasn't quite sure how this had happened. She was on a date, with a guy that she'd talked to exactly once, and while their date had begun with the traditional nice dinner in town, their main activity was definitely not going to be found in any traditional dating guide.

Well, that might not be entirely true. If Fandom ever published a dating guide, superheroing in Baltimore would probably rate pretty highly on the 'things to do with your date' list.

"So, this is pretty much the start of my beat," she explained, tightening her mask. "I like to start up here. It's the tallest building in the area and--I don't have to explain why I like the high ground to you, right." The guy who could fly around likely understood why she liked starting off high up, yes. "I'd ask if you had any questions before we started, but I'm pretty sure you've been doing this for longer than I have. Ready?"

[NFB for Baltimore, but open to anyone likely to be wandering around Baltimore. Come crash the date! It's a new Fandom tradition (h/t notaweenie)]

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[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"I think somebody else says that already," Johnny said as he flew off, carrying Banzai by the hands to a rooftop a couple blocks away. "And I've been working to make sure I have the best control possible since the accident. It's pretty much required. I hav the power to do a lot of damage if I'm not careful."

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"The accident?" His control over the non-flame parts of his body was impressive. Banzai was slight, sure, but bodily lifting someone and carrying them a ways wasn't the easiest task and yet she didn't think she'd felt so much as a tremor in his muscles. "Is that how you got your powers? Or, umm," she bit her lip. "What happened immediately afterwards?"

If it were the latter, it could be a really painful memory. Heck, even if it were the former, it could be.

"You can tell me to mind my own business," she added softly as her feet made contact with the rooftop. "I'll understand if you'd rather not talk about it."

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"Well, the experiment was in Nevada, then I woke up in a hospital in France, accidentally set the room on fire, got soaked from the sprinklers, and called for a lift home," Johnny explained. "And then I got to help my sister get away from underground monsters controlled by one of our old teachers."

"You were expecting something more traumatic and less awesome, weren't you?"

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"A little bit," Banzai conceded. "That actually sounds like the kind of thing that could happen on the island. We end up getting kidnapped and dragged underground by monsters sometimes. It's a thing, you learn to deal with it."

Much easier when you had superpowers.

"Glad it was awesome and not traumatic."

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"As long as I don't get used to power any devises intended for world destruction or domination, I'll be able to deal," Johnny said. "That's happend a few times and it pisses me off every time."

Just pisses him off? Not traumatizes? No? Well, okay then. He was mostly good at letting things go.

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Or repressing! Maybe he was repressing?

Or maybe he just was facile enough to really let it go. Though then there'd be a Disney princess interested in a talk about trademark violations.

"How hot can you get?" Banzai asked. "Umm, I'm talking temperature-wise." It seemed safe to guess that Johnny would need the clarification. "I mean, how hard must it be to keep you contained?"

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"I don't know if we ever found a specific temperature," Johnny said. "Basically, if I need to, I can get hot enough that numbers don't matter that much. I bet I could get to six digits Farenheit without passing out. But don't worry about that. My natural state is to be extremely cool."

Don't think that he could only compliment himself with just ONE kind of temperature pun. He went both ways on the thermometer.

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"You are ridiculous," Banzai said, trying not to smile. He'd take it for encouragement. "But if you can get that hot, how can they keep you in some device if you don't want to stay?"

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"Magic. Stupid magic," Johnny sighed.

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"If you're not a fan of magic, you might have a problem on the island," Banzai warned. "The last thing that came around was a magic carnival that killed us and resurrected us as evil carnies, so..."

Not that she was still bothered by that at all, really.

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"I'm neutral on magic in general. The only magic I care about either way is the stuff that uses me as a battery for some kind of end of the world thing," Johnny said. "The carnival thing I could deal with. I was warned about that already."

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"Your sibling?" Banzai asked. "I think of jealous of how prepared you are for the island. I didn't believe a single thing I was told when I showed up. My world has a few superheroes that have just recently showed up, but that's it. No magic, no crazy technology, no gender-swapping. At least, that I know about."

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"What was that last one?" Johnny asked because he wasn't sure he heard it right at first.

Guess which one was news to Johnny!

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"Oh, the gender-swap?" Banzai asked. She looked apologetic. "No one mentioned that? Oooh. Err, you might want to run into town and get some appropriate undergarments. You never know when it's going to hit. You just wake up and you're a different gender. Sorry."

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"Oh god I hope I don't look like my sister," Johnny said. "I'd have to shower with my eyes closed."

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"Maybe you'll be lucky that way," Banzai said, grinning. "And you won't look like anyone you know. Then you can shower in peace."

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"More specifically, would I shower in the boys room or the girls room?" Johnny asked. "You know what? Bad date topic. I'll just see where things take me if it happens."

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"What else have you been warned about?" Banzai asked. "Also, either that guy is really creative after losing his keys, or we've got a carjacker."

Kathy, it was probably poor form to sound so excited about that.

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"I dunno, raining fish... other stuff I said wouldn't be that bad and kind of forgot about after," Johnny said. "Watch this."

Johnny moved over to the edge of the roof, pointed at the hands of the guy, and focused.

After just a couple seconds, he dropped whatever it was he was using to try to unlock the car and started waving his hands to cool them off.

"Crime interrupted. If you'd like to tell him how much of a mistake he's made, I'll be right behind you."

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"Ha!" Banzai snorted. "Raining fish is the least of it. I'm talking about the stuff where you become a different person for a weekend!"

Which happened with frequent regularity.

"Oooh, nicely done. Let's go tell him he's in trouble!"

Taking a circuitous path to street level, Banzai's last flip had her landing lightly on the car the guy had been trying to steal. "I'm pretty sure this isn't yours," she said conversationally. "I think we might have literally caught you red-handed."

THE JOKE WAS RIGHT THERE.

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, buddy," Johnny said lowering into a hovering position behind the guy. "But the heat is on."

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"No reason to get all fired up," Banzai added. "But we can't really let this go."

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"Are you talking about the crime or the puns?" Johnny checked.

"Please be the puns," the car thief said.

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"I can multitask and make it both," Banzai said cheerfully. "Don't get all hot-headed about things, though, and we might be able to let you off with a warning."

[ultimatehottie.livejournal.com]

"And the warning is don't do this any more or you might get fired," Johnny said, letting the flame pulse a little to really make him sweat from the heat.