Isle of Ikea, Tuesday
Feb. 7th, 2017 12:08 pmKathy and Raven had a new apartment in need of decoration and furnishing and they also had a lot of things to not think about and/or work their way through, depending on how they were feeling at the time. Conveniently enough, both of those things worked with the other. Kathy had spent her sleepless hours the night before making lists, flipping through magazines for inspiration (seriously, how many Williams-Sonoma catalogues did you need Eliot?!), and doodling layouts to try to figure our furniture arrangements. Then, once it had gotten bright enough outside that it wouldn't be weird to be up and about, Kathy had put together a trip to the Isle of Ikea. Because what could be better than combining a caffeine buzz, a ridiculously generous budget, and four teenage girls?
You were welcome, Ikea employees!
"So we need pretty much everything," Kathy said, as they landed on the shores of the isle. "Two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room, and our bedrooms. Pretty much the sky's...the..." She trailed off, looking at the building in front of them. She'd known the whole island was devoted to the store, but she hadn't really thought about how big that store would be. "And this looks like it has everything," she added. "Okay then."
[For those invited, and I have no idea whether the Isle has squirrels or not! Also open for phone calls]
You were welcome, Ikea employees!
"So we need pretty much everything," Kathy said, as they landed on the shores of the isle. "Two bathrooms, a kitchen, a living room, and our bedrooms. Pretty much the sky's...the..." She trailed off, looking at the building in front of them. She'd known the whole island was devoted to the store, but she hadn't really thought about how big that store would be. "And this looks like it has everything," she added. "Okay then."
[For those invited, and I have no idea whether the Isle has squirrels or not! Also open for phone calls]
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Date: 2017-02-07 07:58 pm (UTC)"Wait, how yellow is yellow here?" she asked. "Like, pale yellow or mustard yellow? We are not making the living room mustard yellow."
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Date: 2017-02-08 05:58 am (UTC)"Ew. Definitely not mustard," Kathy declared. "Hmm, maybe a purple for the living room? That's across from yellow on the color wheel. They'll contrast nicely if we get complementary shades."
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Date: 2017-02-08 06:05 am (UTC)She didn't entirely know what 'tie the rooms together' meant, but she'd read it in one of the many home decor blogs she'd ended up reading last night.
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Date: 2017-02-08 06:16 am (UTC)"Oooh, I like that," Kathy said. "That living room with be lilac. And we can get a bunch of yellow accents to bring some of the kitchen in, too?"
They were both mostly making it up as they went along, weren't they? But it was one way that they'd end up with a living room they liked, even if it wasn't traditional.
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Date: 2017-02-08 06:27 am (UTC)"Should we replace the couch? It's like, the only furniture they even left behind. Do you think they'd get upset if we donated it to charity or something?"
Raven wanted to just revamp the entire apartment. It was all Kathy's fault.
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Date: 2017-02-08 07:14 am (UTC)She looked at the couches on display. "But not the slippery leather. That gets cold in the wintertime and sticky in the summer. Something big and comfy and cozy, yes?"
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Date: 2017-02-08 03:49 pm (UTC)And what was the point of having a place if you couldn't come home, kick your feet up and have a beer and a piece of pizza in your own living room?
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Date: 2017-02-08 05:20 pm (UTC)Kathy's dream for the apartment sounded exhausting.
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Date: 2017-02-08 06:38 pm (UTC)"How about fridges and cupboards always full, so we never have to be hungry when we're home?"
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Date: 2017-02-08 10:35 pm (UTC)"Did I ever tell you how glad I was that you asked to be roommates after Flick left?" Kathy asked, quiet but intense. "Because I know exactly where I'd be without you and it isn't pretty."
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Date: 2017-02-08 11:02 pm (UTC)No way would Kathy still be saying that if she knew what Raven had done to her family.
She flashed Kathy a weak smile, then cast around for a distraction. Fortunately, they were at IKEA.
"Oh look!" She hurried across the showroom, dragging Kathy by the hand she hadn't actually let go of. "Check out this ugly couch!"
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Date: 2017-02-09 05:40 pm (UTC)"Oh my god, that's awful!" Kathy said, wrinkling her nose at it. Every thought about family was driven out by the need to reach out and see how spiky the couch actually was. "Is that part of their eye-searing collection or what?"
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Date: 2017-02-09 06:43 pm (UTC)Loft bed, honey. Those things had names. And not just the silly Ikea ones.
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Date: 2017-02-09 06:55 pm (UTC)You know, in case Raven had missed that.
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