The Island to Various Rifts, Friday Through Sunday

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This is what happens when you stopped listening to the radio for the island; you were taken by surprise when you stepped on the island and saw that half of it looked like it belonged somewhere and somewhen else. Like, even moreso than usual.

Even with all the differences in the island, the first rift took Kathy by surprise as it opened up under her feet, too wide for her to bounce out. It reminded her a little too much of that column of light that had grabbed her to bring her to LA. Only this time it was down instead of up and when she looked around...

"Okay, I am not in Kansas anymore."

[For thems what are there with her.]

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"Racist Western sim, huh?" Dante said, smiling at her. "You wanna tell me more?"

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"Were you here when the aliens invaded and threw us all into weird, shared, mental simulations while we were actually naked on a space ship?" Kathy asked, nervously shredding a napkin into tiny strips. "No, wait, I think that was a little before your time. Maybe even just before."

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"I don't think so," Dante said, "Though now I'm picturing a sexy spaceship..."

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"More like a 'locked in a creepy pod, naked and afraid edition,'" Kathy said, wrinkling her nose. "I had to beat up aliens and steal their, like, car tire tread armor pieces so I could leave without flashing everybody."

God, had she still been a virgin at that point?

...She relayed that thought to Dante, too, in appropriate tones of horror.

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"Oh god, let's not think about the dark times," Dante said, fake-shuddering.

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"Too high-strung with no release valve," Kathy said, shaking her head. "Anyway, yeah, so I went from this K-drama romance sim - with Anders, actually - and then fell from that into this Wild West cowboy thing, still dressed in my royal concubine hanbok of all things. And...the Wild West wasn't great about things like 'women' or 'Asians.' Lucky Eliot was there."

For multiple reasons.

"And we didn't have our powers, so I ended up drinking about half a growler of moonshine and, uhh, regretted it immediately."

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"Poor Kathy couldn't hold her moonshine either," Dante sighed. "What a few years of getting laid won't do."

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Kathy threw a sugar packet at him. "You drink that much moonshine that fast without your stupid amounts of stamina and metabolism and let's see how well you do."

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Dante caught it. "Excuses, excuses."

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"And, oh my god, my mouth," Kathy said, remembering how embarrassed she'd been up until the alcohol had hit. "It was 'cocksucker' this and 'whore' that. Something about that sim just got into your brain. I was so embarrassed."

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Dante burst out laughing. "You said 'cocksucker'?"

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"Only like fifty times," Kathy said. "The reason I'd started drinking is because I was cutting off the lower half of my hanbok and mentioned how good it was to get some air on my nethers, only nethers wasn't the word I used. In front of Eliot."

Who had only been a beloved teacher back then.

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"So how badly did you die when things went back to normal?" Dante said, grinning.

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"I don't think I was able to talk to Eliot without squeaking for a solid month," Kathy admitted. "Oh god, I learned two new-to-me slurs in that thing, too - it was a wreck."

It had also been the second time her heroism had gotten her killed. Oy.

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"I mean... learning's good, right?" Dante said. "You know, if we wind up with the cowboys next."

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"You refer to me as sideways pussy and I will gut you," Kathy threatened, picking up her butter knife like that was gonna do anything other than bend against his skin.

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"Oh my god," Dante said, blinking. "The fuck that even mean?"

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"Cause I'm Asian," Kathy explained, figuring he could put together the rest.

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"Oh, oof," Dante said, wincing. "That's just-- damn."

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"It was so bad when I got home, I looked it up to make sure it was real."

Spoiler alert, it was.

"Which, if I ever decide to look up something like that to find out if it's real, it's your job to stop me, got it?" Kathy asked, looking up at him with a small smile.

It had been years ago, so the sting had soothed, leaving only amusement at the ridiculousness of it all behind.

"You woulda been proud of me if you'd heard me, though. I was a menace."

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"Oh, I'll stop you. No one needs to deal with that shit," Dante said, face still set to 'wince'. "Kinda would be fun and terrifying to see cursing Kathy, though."

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"I'm pretty sure that one of the first things I said there was something like, 'I'll stab the first cocksucker who lays a hand on me so fast his grandma's gonna fucking need stitches,'" Kathy said, laughing. "It was really funny when the sim got to me as I was freaking out about all the cursing. I'm trying to apologize to Eliot for something I'd said and what came out was 'my mouth is fucking filthier than a whore's bottom sheet!'"

AND THIS WAS WHY SHE HAD GOTTEN HORRIFICALLY DRUNK, SEE?

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Dante... burst out laughing.

He had to. That was amazing.

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"I swear to god, fighting naked was almost worth the price of getting out of that sim," Kathy said, shaking her head. "Almost."

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"I am," Dante said solemnly, "So sad I missed this."