The Luckiest Girl In The World

"Yup," Kathy said, moving through the water to come up next to Anders. "Wandered off leaving me on a blanket in the middle of the Preserve." She hooked her chin over his shoulder, brushing his cheek with a kiss. "So I was amply paid back for all my first kiss awkwardness."

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"You were good at the kissing part," Anders told her, stroking her hair. "Just like you're good at everything else."

He was relaxing into the warm water, feeling almost boneless.

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Dante watched them for a moment with a smile on his face, happy to be squished up against Anders' side while Kathy was close like that.

"Or at least super eager to figure it out," he said, amused. "Fuck, you flipped me on my back like the second time we met."

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"You said you liked it rough," Kathy said innocently. "I was testing that."

A pause, while she pressed a kiss to Anders' cheek.

"And how good you'd feel between my legs. Answer? Very."

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"But you still kept him waiting before your pants came off," Anders reminded her. "I think you like the chase."

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"Oh yeah, she had this whole thing about how I had to respect her this high to ride," Dante said, making big eyes at her past Anders' shoulder.

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"I stand by it," Kathy said, nipping Anders' shoulder. "And not just because I enjoy the chase. I was serious about not being just another notch on someone's bedpost. Even someone as hot as you, Dante."

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"Well, seems like you got your wish on that one," Anders said, amused. "Whatever we're doing here, it's not notch-on-the-bedpost territory. Even though I'd let either of you use me for sex anytime."

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"I was gonna say, Anders didn't have a problem being a notch on my bedpost," Dante sighed loudly.

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"See and at this point, I'd like to be used for sex by you two," Kathy said, leaning over to poke Dante. "But I had a few more hangups to get over before I was ready to be bedpost-bait."

Honestly, she still wasn't all that great at it. But she wasn't really in the market for random hookups anymore, was she?

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"Anders is kind of a slut," the blond shrugged, petting Kathy's damp hair. "Kathy has higher standards. Besides, my world's less weird about sex than yours."

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Dante poked Kathy back, stretching an arm out past Anders to do so.

Then he sank back into his seat, wedged up comfortably against him. "You run into a lot of stuff that weirded you out about Earth like that?"

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"Slutty, but hot," Kathy teased, cuddling up next to him and swinging her legs up into Dante's lap. She didn't point out that Anders was the one Dante'd fallen for long time before Kathy. So clearly adorably slutty was good for a lot.

And, you know, she wanted to hear his answer.

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"The technology," Anders offered reaching to rub Kathy's foot. "You're all bloody humans. Not that I ever knew a lot of dwarfs or elves, but it's strange you don't have any. I still halfway think they must be hiding somewhere. You're less religious every day, but the people who are> religious are a little bit crazy about it. And I still don't understand how your government works. So ... just a few things, yeah."

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Dante snickered softly. "Aww. Our Anders has a problem with democracy," he said, fluffing up Anders' hair.

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"Hell, our government has a problem with democracy," Kathy, diehard leftist, snorted. "So I mean, like, overall, he's making several decent points."

She was not going to rant about waking up in Trump's America. She was not. You were welcome.

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"Of course I am," Anders said, idly flicking some water Dante's way. "I'm very smart."

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"You know she's just saying that to suck up," Dante said, flicking some right back.

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"If I were sucking anything right now, he wouldn't need you to tell him," Kathy teased, lazily leaning back while the boys splashed.

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"Sucking up, sucking cock," Anders said, just as lazy. "How often does one lead to the other?"

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"That's definitely gonna ruin the hot tub," Dante said, though he didn't sound too fussed.

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"As a certified teachers' pet, I can say for certain that it leads to blow jobs less often than you might think," Kathy said, laughing. "And I don't think it's ever worked with you two. Because you don't appreciate nice compliments."

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"Of course I don't like compliments that come with an ulterior motive," Anders laughed, sinking deeper into the water and feeling it swirl around his shoulders. "Words don't mean much, anyhow. I prefer actions."

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"Not giving you a handjob in the tub," Dante informed him. "... Probably."

Look, he was suddenly a little distracted by Anders moving in the water.

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