Devil May Cry, Limbo City, Thursday Morning

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For the last...month? Or so? Dante (and sometimes Anders, but usually Dante, his chest was broader), had gotten to experience the joy of falling asleep with a two-foot tall bouncy antelope kneeling on his chest. Look, between that, the nigh-constant sproinging, and the fact that his cat repeatedly picked fights with his girlfriend because she was snotty and spoiled (unclear pronoun used deliberately), and it had really just been a great goddamn month for the residents of DMC.

At some point the stranglehold the world has had on my brain whimsy of Fandom finally eased, leaving girl behind where klipspringer used to be.

Still curled up on Dante, though, and now significantly heavier. Because why should the universe give that guy a break?

[For the guys and the visitor if they want!]

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"Couple of demon attacks, but nothing big," Dante promised her. "Some really epic thing Anders figured out to do in bed with a lil' lightening..."

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Kathy whined. She'd missed sexy lightning? Rude.

"I can't believe this lasted a whole month."

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"Yeah, it was fuckin' rude," Dante agreed, nodding. Beat. "You also missed a shit ton of cake yesterday."

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"There is no god," she pouted. And then laughed because, well, lapsed Buddhist.

Look, she was funny, okay?

Rolling over to rest her chin on his shoulder, she asked, "You miss me?"

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"Duh," Dante said, and kissed her adorable fucking cheek to prove it.

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"Will you finally take my side over Blondie's now that I'm people-shaped again?"

Kathy already knew the answer to this.

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"... I dunno, were you planning to keep picking fights with my cat?" Dante asked.

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"She started them!"

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"We both know that's not true."

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"She scratched me!"

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Dante looked at her. "You totally goaded her into it."

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"By existing?!"

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"You know what you did," Dante said, poking her in the side.

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"Fell for a guy with a spoiled princess for a cat?"

Story checks out.

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Dante rolled his eyes. "Totally kept pacing past Blondie trying to get her to react."

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"I was a klipspringer, moving is what we do," Kathy sulked.

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"Oh please, I know you're a fuckin' troll," Dante said.

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"I was an innocent animal!" Kathy protested.

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"Yeah, yeah, you were innocent and my cat isn't," Dante said, poking her.

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"Exactly," Kathy said. "Thank you for finally understanding."

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"Lying," Dante said.

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"She's a menace!"

Especially when she was almost as big as you were!

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"Your face is a menace!"

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"I'm a klipspringer for a month and this is the love I get." Kathy's life was truly the hardest.

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"Hey, it's not my fault the first thing you decided to do when you got back to normal was try to get me to betray my cat," Dante retorted.