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spin_kick_snap"Hi there, you've reached the voicemail of Kathy Li. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."
"Hi! You've reached Kathy's voicemail. I'm not here right now, but please leave a message so I can get back to you! Mom, Dad, I'm fine, I love you, I miss you, and yes, I'm studying hard."
Beep
Three ringing tones are heard before an automated message picks up. "We're sorry, your call cannot be completed at this time. All circuits are busy at this time. We are requesting all non-urgent calls be put on hold to keep the lines clear for emergency services. Thank you for your cooperation as we work to get the lines cleared." The tone plays again and the message is repeated three more times before the line automatically disconnects.
Very rarely, a call manages to get through and a message can be left.
*There are several clicks, as if an attempt at connection is being made, but then there's only silence and hissing on the line until, eventually, the phone disconnects.*
[OOC: Feel free to leave as many messages as you'd like, but assume that 4 were dropped for everyone that makes it through.]
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Beep
Very rarely, a call manages to get through and a message can be left.
*There are several clicks, as if an attempt at connection is being made, but then there's only silence and hissing on the line until, eventually, the phone disconnects.*
[OOC: Feel free to leave as many messages as you'd like, but assume that 4 were dropped for everyone that makes it through.]
In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game
fandomhigh, for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content. The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image.
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Crazy Phones
Date: 2015-04-01 05:06 pm (UTC)Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Didn't have any plans on having sex with you anyway so I didn't get my hopes up.
April Fool Phone
Date: 2015-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"
Wires Crossed Wednesday
Date: 2015-04-01 11:30 pm (UTC)"First of all, where did this come from? Second of all, I mean, uh, sex is something I'm interested in but it's not at the top of my priority list. I mean, do you wanna have it that badly? With me?"
Re: Crazy Phones
Date: 2015-04-01 11:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 12:07 am (UTC)"Prude-ness? Wait, you don't think I'm a prude, do you? You... don't think I should stand naked in the doorway for Barry, like he asked? Absolutely nothing would come of it!" A beat. "Oh no, I am a prude."
Re: April Fool Phone
Date: 2015-04-02 12:08 am (UTC)Re: Wires Crossed Wednesday
Date: 2015-04-02 12:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 12:27 am (UTC)*Thirty solid seconds of delighted laughing.* "What? Oh honey."
(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 12:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 12:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 01:00 am (UTC)"Oh, shit. If calling people to talk about our sex lives is spring tradition, I have so been dropping the ball these past few years. Okay, so, like, sit down, because I will talk your ear off about sex if you let me. Like, ignoring that the last time I had any was... shit, it wasn't even with that Twi'Lek on Nar Shaddaa, I got shot at that time. And weird island shit, I maintain, just doesn't count. So, me and Ez--"
And then the message cut off, because these things had time limits, Spark.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 02:20 am (UTC)"Wait, what is this about a gunfight? Is the succubus a good shot?"
(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 02:30 am (UTC)"Oooo, does that mean somepony can, like, pick you up and fire you at people? I did that once with my friend Twilight when we were fighting off changelings, it was tons of fun! Though . . . maybe less fun for Twilight. I never asked.
"Oh, I'm not going to fire you at changelings, though. My cannon works just as well for that. Unless you're a unicorn? ARE YOU A UNICORN?
"Anywho, call me! Byyyyeeeeeeee!"
(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 03:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)"Hey Thief-girl. Is that code for 'come quickly I've gotten myself arrested and don't remember who I am again'? If it's anything less than a felony and you can give it back to whoever it belongs, call me back and we'll talk bail."
(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 03:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 03:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-04-02 05:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-06-18 04:10 pm (UTC)Congratulations, Kathy. You've made it to Lottie's coveted "excitable text" list! Hope you had a decent texting plan.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-12 01:43 pm (UTC)Look what you were missing out on, Kathy.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-12 07:09 pm (UTC)Making friends with that typical Dante charm, I see.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-13 04:43 pm (UTC)Check out my egg-tastic buddy over here.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-13 08:28 pm (UTC)I told you I wanted a souvenir, right?
GIVE HER A BABY DINOSAUR, DANTE, AND SHE'D RECONSIDER RUNNING INTO BURNING BUILDINGS!
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-13 08:30 pm (UTC)There was a limit, Kathy.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-10-13 08:30 pm (UTC)See? I'm having fun, too!