"You're getting breakfast in bed," Kathy called over her shoulder. "You're lucky I haven't just decided to smother you with a pillow."

She came back with a BLT - far more bacon than anything else, but two leaves of lettuce and a thick slice of tomato. "Eat it all or I'll rethink my stance on smothering," she told him. "And if you try to feed it to my dog, we're having words.

But there were a handful of strawberries on the plate, too, so she was probably nowhere near as huffy as she sounded.