Max's head rocked back and his hands came up to hold his cheek. "Owwwww!" he howled, looking up at Dante with a baleful eye. "You get one," he said. "Because I do feel bad."

He even sounded sincere about that.

"Come at me again and it's gonna be a fight. And then they'll probably sic Gorgon and Freedom on us. And if you think I'm an asshole..."

On the other hand, Dante and Nick had the same taste in girls. Maybe they'd bond?