"I will always trust you to do dirty things to adorable people," Kathy promised. "I just wanted you to know that I'm rooting for you."

The bartender came over with more beer and a pair of shots on the tray. "On the house," she said, setting the shots down in front of them. "Looks like y'all made a friend."

"Awww, we need to thank--we don't even know his name," Kathy said once the bartender had returned to her post.