It was her food he was eating! And toilets were gross!

"This one has things to do," Kathy retorted, polishing off her first burger in a few neat, precise bites. "Responsibilities."

Which was why Dante had specified 'somebody fun', Kathy, keep up.

"I don't have any plans after work," the guy said. "And it's pretty slow tonight, so I might even be able to get off a little early. You two are the biggest ticket we've had all night."